What are some good massage tips and techniques for men?!
Question: Anything would help ^_^
Answers: Anything would help ^_^
This depends on whether you are wanting to give relaxation or stimulation.
For relaxation I recommend Swedish massage. Long strokes and some short ones thrown in for good measure.
As to the stimulation... You're on your own.
First find your woman ... preferably with nice big firm ones .... oh god .. where's my inhaler ....... choke choke choke ....
silence
Sorry old chum, you died in a state of disgrace .... straight down that way ... follow your nose ... can't miss it ......
"Well done!" ....
"Are you talking to me?" ...
"No old chap, just placing an order - off you go then .... toodlepip!"
[St. Peter is, of course, an Englishman .... John Cleese!]