Does anyone know of a quick and effective cure for a hangover? I got totally annihilated-*** drunk last night!
Question: frankly sir, you are a dumbarss for quitin. everyone knows that if you don't stop drinking, you won't ever get a hangover-so thats ur first mistake. NOW since youve already screwed that up, ur only hope is to play with yourself. . . for as long as physically possible. nothin ever cured a hangover faster than a little public pocket pool.
Answers: frankly sir, you are a dumbarss for quitin. everyone knows that if you don't stop drinking, you won't ever get a hangover-so thats ur first mistake. NOW since youve already screwed that up, ur only hope is to play with yourself. . . for as long as physically possible. nothin ever cured a hangover faster than a little public pocket pool.
Hydration is key. The alcohol has dried you out. I would have a big glass of water, then a second large glass of water with some tylenol or motrin for the headache.
If you can stomach it, V8 or tomato juice is good too, lots of vitamin C.
Strong pickle onion crisps (potato chips) and some fizzy cherry pop (soda)!
Before drinking next time, take an anti-hangover pill like Chaser so you won't feel worn out in the morning.
Take a plunger, place it sitting down, drop your pants, (lube handle with Vaseline first if wanted) hover around it in squatting position, warm up your cheeks a little, then sit down on the stick (much like measuring pole).
After you have initiated the first penetration, spin around in a few circles like a helicopter. This will allow the alcohol to leave your body and at the same time allow your hangover to be forgotten about..well at least for a couple of minutes anyways.
Disengage from the handle and proceed to eat a healthy diet of bananas and cream corn for the rest of the day.
The best of luck~! XoXoOxoxXx ;-) you sound like a dirty kinda guy...