Need help, fast!?!
Question: Need help, fast!.?
Okay so this may seem totally weird, but please, hear me out! Alright, well I haven't been intimate with a girl in a very, very long time.. I was discussing this issue with some of my friends when one of them gave me a suggestion for an interesting substitute.. He told me that I could heat up a watermelon in the microwave and then cut a hole in it and use it to, well......you know.. I was so desperate that I figured I'd go ahead and give it a shot.. So I heated up a watermelon and cut a hole right in the center, but when I went to "do the deed" on it, I found out I had heated it up way too much! I hastily pulled my package out, but the damage had been done! It burns really badly but I'm too embarrassed to go see a doctor.. What do I do.?!Health Question & Answer
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RIGHT ON!!!! You my friend are my hero.. anyway as embarassing as it sounds, u should consult with a doctor no matter what, but make it funny when you tell her or him that way it's less embarrassing.. "Doc, I hadn't Fu-cked a chick in a long time and so I tried sticking my dic-k in a watermellon that I heated up in the microwave for about 4 minutes and now it burns like satan just gave me clamidia".. Easy..Health Question & Answer
if the pain is that serious MAN THE **** UP and go see a doctor heat kills sperm and you might not be able to have children in the future then again it cant be that bad but i wouldnt wait.. ( If its that intence and u wait to long the might have to chop it off but im sure its not that bad just take a cold shower)Health Question & Answer
Use petroleum jelly and wear loose underwear.. Don't go out for a few days.. If the injury shows no improvement in two days you had better ignore the embarrassment and see a doctor..
AND, YOUNG MAN, CLEAN UP YOUR LIFE!Health Question & Answer
AND, YOUNG MAN, CLEAN UP YOUR LIFE!Health Question & Answer
Buy some anti-burn ointment..Health Question & Answer
Run cool water over the area for a few minutes, DO NOT put ice on it (if you have nerve damage ice can cause further damage) and DO NOT put on petroleum jelly ( you need air to get to it and petroleum jelly can harbor bacteria and cause an infection)..
You may want to put a little burn cream on it..
If it is very bad you should go to the doctor, it's less embarassing to go to the doctor than to get an infection, have permanent scarring, or even have problems with an erection later.. Since you're not a doctor you don't know if you might have hurt yourself badly and need to be seen now before permanent injury is done..
I worked on an ambulance and in an emergency room..............trust me............no matter what you did........they've seen worse.. You will be treated with respect and they won't laugh, promise..Health Question & Answer
You may want to put a little burn cream on it..
If it is very bad you should go to the doctor, it's less embarassing to go to the doctor than to get an infection, have permanent scarring, or even have problems with an erection later.. Since you're not a doctor you don't know if you might have hurt yourself badly and need to be seen now before permanent injury is done..
I worked on an ambulance and in an emergency room..............trust me............no matter what you did........they've seen worse.. You will be treated with respect and they won't laugh, promise..Health Question & Answer