Why does bad stuff always happen to me?!


Question: Why does bad stuff always happen to me.?
Okay, so I was walking down the street when I saw this really crazy looking guy.. So, just as any sane person would do I started "chirping: him.. He turned around and looked me straight in the eye.. I swiftly picked up a sharp stick off the ground and jabbed his glaring, unsuspecting eye blinding his left eye instantly.. He was furious so he chased me up on to what my friends and I personally call "the field of death".. I luckily was carrying my ..50 cal sniper so I pretty much picked him off.. Until then I didn't understand that today was the day that I would die.. I was walking upon the field of death when I heard a strange chirping noise.. It kept getting louder and louder until it stopped.. I looked down and...... BANG!!! The beast jumped out of the ground and started tearing apart my legs.. I couldn't move as the beast was severing my arteries and feasting on my flesh.. This was no normal beast, this was a bear, rat, monkey demon like creature.. Luckily I somehow escaped the beasts clawsHealth Question & Answer


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Shoot him again to kill him.? If you're afraid of police, he won't tell them when he's dead......

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Grab a pair of tweezers and pull the bullet out.. Then apply neosporin to the wound and make a bandage for him out of your shirt.. If bleeding doesn't stop within 48 hours, seek further medical attention..Health Question & Answer

Good scenario for a horror science fiction movie..Health Question & Answer

call the police and get off the comp......Health Question & Answer

if this was a real story, you would call 911, but its not however it was a good readHealth Question & Answer

What the hell.......?

Funny read though.. ThanksHealth Question & Answer

u need some strong medicine to knock the crap outa you and when u wake up u mite be bacck to normal........MAYBE!Health Question & Answer



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