I amputated my finger!?!


Question: I amputated my finger!.?
I was reading a good book the other day, while chewing my fingernail..

At the end of the 400 page novel, I looked down and saw that my finger wasn't there..

I had chewed my finger off!

Is there any way me and my dismembered finger can reunite.?.?!Health Question & Answer


Answers:
if i was you i would eat a magnet.. Remember the movie "the iron giant" at the end, the giant metal monster explodes after saving a town from a giant meteor and all his body parts slowly re-unite at the north pole.. After you swallow the magnet, wait a few hours and sht it out.. Your pinky should have magnetically rebuilt it's self.. Get it and either use super glue or duck tape to put it back on.. I bet you could be an i-phone hand model when your pinky's all better..Health Question & Answer

Sure, puke - put the dismembered finger on ice and rush you and it to the hospital..Health Question & Answer

ha ha very funny my names bugs bunny!!!!!!!!! Unless the blood supply had been cut off and u hav very sharp teeth i think ur bored and just made that up so u can see what answers people put on it..Health Question & Answer

Maybe if you poop it out, otherwise you are out of luckHealth Question & Answer

wouldn't you see blood on the third page on the book.? lolHealth Question & Answer

OH COOL! DID IT TASTE GOOD.?.?.? Health Question & Answer

this is a joke right...?..
wouldnt it be alittle hard for you to chew it off...?..
lolHealth Question & Answer



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