SWEATY HARSE SYNDROME.Is it uncivilised to wedge bog roll between your *** cheeks to alleviate the discomfort,!
Question: SWEATY HARSE SYNDROME..Is it uncivilised to wedge bog roll between your *** cheeks to alleviate the discomfort,
and the obvious problems that will ensue after the daily movement,or is it preferential to suffer in soiled silence..Health Question & Answer
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I say......you absolute bounder!
any difficulty you may have should stay between your brown bullseye
and your commanding orrificer!!!
When i was posted to saudi ( AKA Shithole, Land of sand) the locals there used their BARE hands to clean their desert cracks - thats why you greet them with a 9mm instead of the rudamentary handshake!
Upon examination of my first roadkill i noticed his palms were white - no pooh to be found!
apparently they lick them clean while they eat their meals with their fingers.......... nice!
As i prayed before Father Christian i asked about the white palms........
He said "Son, you see there's a little bit of good in everyone!"Health Question & Answer
any difficulty you may have should stay between your brown bullseye
and your commanding orrificer!!!
When i was posted to saudi ( AKA Shithole, Land of sand) the locals there used their BARE hands to clean their desert cracks - thats why you greet them with a 9mm instead of the rudamentary handshake!
Upon examination of my first roadkill i noticed his palms were white - no pooh to be found!
apparently they lick them clean while they eat their meals with their fingers.......... nice!
As i prayed before Father Christian i asked about the white palms........
He said "Son, you see there's a little bit of good in everyone!"Health Question & Answer
Who's going to see it anyway!!
"What the H-eye don't see, the Harse can't grieve about"
You could be onto something there! If you wedge it in far enough to stop your sphincter and cheeks from oscillating during a gaseous excursion, you can fart away all day in silence, and with a smug grin across your other cheeks.. - Maybe that was Mona-Lisa's secret.?!!Health Question & Answer
"What the H-eye don't see, the Harse can't grieve about"
You could be onto something there! If you wedge it in far enough to stop your sphincter and cheeks from oscillating during a gaseous excursion, you can fart away all day in silence, and with a smug grin across your other cheeks.. - Maybe that was Mona-Lisa's secret.?!!Health Question & Answer
SMALLER WORDS PLEASE~ and go for it...... i hope you feel BUTTer! ha ha ha ha ha well anyway um and i noticed that when you go to answer the question you can see the word ***!! LOL HA HA Health Question & Answer
What a lovely turn of phrase you have me dear!
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