I have a serious question, please answer!!
Question: I have a serious question, please answer!
When I got up, I could hear the ever so pleasant voice of the raindrops outside my window.. Suddenly I had this sudden urge to take a dump.. As soon as I sat down on the toilet, I noticed there was this huge cockroach in there.. I said to myself "Oh well" and began to let the big boy out, but then I had a guilty conscious, but when I looked back down it was GONE! and I had a tingly feeling in my butt before looking back down.. DID IT CRAWL UP IN MY BUTT!.? DO I HAVE A BLATTA ORIENTALIS UP MY SCHNOO SCHNOO!.?
Seriously, need help on how to get it out.. lolHealth Question & Answer
Seriously, need help on how to get it out.. lolHealth Question & Answer
Answers:
Yes, and soon, an alien that is growing in your belly will pop out and eat you! also there is the possibility that the cockroach will lay eggs.. Beware..Health Question & Answer
hahahhah eeww.. i cant believe you would just leave the cockroach in the toilet while you do it.. um .... go to the doctors.? i doubt it actually went in thereHealth Question & Answer
Ewww !
but serious i would like go and get checked out.. just incase.. eventhough i doubt this is serious.. Health Question & Answer
but serious i would like go and get checked out.. just incase.. eventhough i doubt this is serious.. Health Question & Answer
the cockroach is going to eat his way to your testicles and chew them off.. Health Question & Answer
im sorry but i laughed aloud when i read this..
it's dead.. you dropped a bomb on it! the tingly feeling is just relief!Health Question & Answer
it's dead.. you dropped a bomb on it! the tingly feeling is just relief!Health Question & Answer
HAHA!
you have a cockroach in your butt!
go seek help, NOW..Health Question & Answer
you have a cockroach in your butt!
go seek help, NOW..Health Question & Answer
Cockroaches are a sign of filthiness,i advise you to clean up!Health Question & Answer
yeah right you liar.. a cockraoch up ur butt.? get realHealth Question & Answer