How do I get out of the Matrix?!?!


Question: How do I get out of the Matrix.?!.?
I found out on the T.V. that Im really living in a computer program. How do I escape, I have to help the real mankind defeat the robots! If you know a spell I could use that would work best because I'm one of the bast magicians ever.Health Question & Answer


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youre also one of the biggest fags everHealth Question & Answer

take a deep breath
and tell ur self this:
no matter if u r in a computer program or not, this is ur life, and not possible to get away from it
those of u would tell him to to to an lunatic place, beat it, if he really needs help, you shouldn't make fun of him
besides, everyone of us is in a game-and its up to God to control it
and ppl who are telling stupid ways to get out, u should be ashamed of ur selfHealth Question & Answer

You need to find morpheus he well give you a blue pill, swallow the pill and this will cause you to exit the matrix. When you wake up in the real world you will be flushed out of your tank and get picked up by the Nabukadnezar.

No magic spells needed.Health Question & Answer

use a strong telekinetic spell to pull the plugs out of the back of your head. be careful now,or you'll damage your brain! otherwise, you could search for the oracle.Health Question & Answer

Look for Morphious and he can take you to the Oracle. She will give you the adive you need to hear to succeed. Good luck :-)Health Question & Answer

I think the best way is to repeatedly hit your head against your key board like thisghrvehuifnfvbehyruifnhevbgeyhvfhvbuy... That should work.Health Question & Answer

Haha, dude get some hobbies or something.Health Question & Answer

Well the way out is down the road to that nice padded cell.Health Question & Answer

dude, turn off your TV.Health Question & Answer

WTF.? Think you missed a therapy class.Health Question & Answer

Yes, its called a straightjacked and a biiiiiiig padded roomHealth Question & Answer

go to your local psychiatrist he can helpHealth Question & Answer

take that big plug out of the back of your head!Health Question & Answer

close outHealth Question & Answer



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