Am I going to die right now?!
Question: Am I going to die right now.?
I have the oddest feeling that I am going to die right now because of a leprechaun stomping the crud out of me and then an ostritch/pandameister is going to kick me in the nads, then Chuck Norris will come outta no where and pee on me. Is this unreasonable and do you believe it's going to happen too.?Health Question & Answer
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Quick! Lock your doors and cover yourself in peanut butter!
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF!!!!Health Question & Answer
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF!!!!Health Question & Answer
Well, although the leprechaun and ostrich are a bit far, i can totally believe the part about Chuck Norris though, he's pretty much amazing. All of human kind lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris will someday go on a rampage.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he takes air hostage.Health Question & Answer
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he takes air hostage.Health Question & Answer
Well after an albino monkey came and pulled a penny from behind one of my ears and shaved my head I was kind of scared too. But it ended up being ok because Harry Potter owed me a favor and turned him into a booger. Health Question & Answer
You never know when you are going to die... But i can tell you for sure that you wont die by leprechaun stomping. I'd say that should be the least of your worries right now.Health Question & Answer
The odds of that happening are extremely favorable. Just put on a raincoat so Chuck Norris won't get urine on your clothes.Health Question & Answer
That's unreasonable. Chuck Norris only pees on badasses.Health Question & Answer
oh man...just shoot urself before chuck comes and pisses on u, melting ur organs and bones and leaving u a floppy, lifeless skinsackHealth Question & Answer
whoooohoohoooo
Chuck Norris
wow.
you're screwed!Health Question & Answer
Chuck Norris
wow.
you're screwed!Health Question & Answer
No No No.....you've just got that confused with indigestion....you must have eaten a bad burgerHealth Question & Answer
As long as chuck norris doesn't poop on you you're fine. Health Question & Answer
dude chuck norris can and will pee on you. watch out.Health Question & Answer
No, that happened to me this morning. You just need some ointment.
And a shower to get rid of chucks wee.Health Question & Answer
And a shower to get rid of chucks wee.Health Question & Answer
lol.. i just love... love people that makes me laugh just before they die!
your a funny dude... but guess i wont get to know you!
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your a funny dude... but guess i wont get to know you!
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sO, van dam would jack chuck norris uP!!Health Question & Answer
get off the drugs and you should be fine!Health Question & Answer
nah not right now..well maybe now.. or now.. Health Question & Answer
you will not die..thats for sureHealth Question & Answer
LOLHealth Question & Answer
when did u get diagnosed with delusional schizophrenia.?Health Question & Answer
ya umm dude u know they have medicine for that now and this crazy cool new thing called T H E R A P YHealth Question & Answer
um..? okayyyHealth Question & Answer
you need to get help NOW!!!!Health Question & Answer
too much LSD.?Health Question & Answer
Best shut your window, Poppet I'm about to fly in and have supper.Health Question & Answer
um what are you smoking.? Health Question & Answer
I take it that you are very bored right now.?Health Question & Answer