How do i get my g/f sectioned?!
Question: How do i get my g/f sectioned.?
i need to get my g/f put in a mental home she's gone mad she as started doing funny thing she steals sweets of baby's and pinches oaps bums a caught in the garden talking to the washing line and lots of other weird this how do i get her in the loony bin then i can cop off with her sisterHealth Question & Answer
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Frank darling you know you won't get rid of me that easily,i know you want my sister coz u like fat women but i'm sorry i'm not puttin12stone on for you,its you who should be sectioned for force feeding me sweets when i'm asleep & not letting me eat anything but chips for tea..........Health Question & Answer
Aside from the fact that you are joking, you need to get a medical doctor to observe and agree her behavior, then you can get her sectioned.
Talking to the washing line isn't mad, I talk to my clothes horse, Timothy, all day.
Maybe your girl friend's sister does too, then you will be out of the frying pan and into the fire. Health Question & Answer
Talking to the washing line isn't mad, I talk to my clothes horse, Timothy, all day.
Maybe your girl friend's sister does too, then you will be out of the frying pan and into the fire. Health Question & Answer
1. get a big sack (the cloth type :))
2. put bag over her head and tell her shes just asleep which is why its so dark
3. take the bus or train to the nearest river, come on youre only going to do this once in your life you may as well show off about it. give small children strange looks when they stare at you.
4. throw B I T C H in river.
5.go home and have a sammich whilst making her sister cook you something tasty and serve it up on her naked body.
6. eat.
7. ...this next step is up to you
8. watch on news how loony threw herself in river in a bag and blamed it on her bf. whilst making her sister do the ironing.
9. ....
10. PROFIT!!!Health Question & Answer
2. put bag over her head and tell her shes just asleep which is why its so dark
3. take the bus or train to the nearest river, come on youre only going to do this once in your life you may as well show off about it. give small children strange looks when they stare at you.
4. throw B I T C H in river.
5.go home and have a sammich whilst making her sister cook you something tasty and serve it up on her naked body.
6. eat.
7. ...this next step is up to you
8. watch on news how loony threw herself in river in a bag and blamed it on her bf. whilst making her sister do the ironing.
9. ....
10. PROFIT!!!Health Question & Answer
You can't get her sectioned unless she is a danger to herself or others.
If it was up to me, and I have to choose if you went or your girlfriend went I'd choose you. Sounds like you have some crazy thoughts going round in your head.Health Question & Answer
If it was up to me, and I have to choose if you went or your girlfriend went I'd choose you. Sounds like you have some crazy thoughts going round in your head.Health Question & Answer
this is all normal for a female, basically if it's got t1ts it'll be mad as a fish on a bike.
Learn to live with it and nail her sister anyway but if you get caught wave your tackle goodbyeHealth Question & Answer
Learn to live with it and nail her sister anyway but if you get caught wave your tackle goodbyeHealth Question & Answer
I know the answer to this, you first have to have your self sanctioned then whilst in there pretending you are in need of help you tell on her, works every time!Health Question & Answer
she aint the mad one, you are i mean come on you with her sister thats a no no. But go ahead if u dnt mind ya balls getting cut off if ya gf finds out.Health Question & Answer
It's all in your head, I think you need some mental help.
If you're trying to get with her sister, you need your *** kicked!Health Question & Answer
If you're trying to get with her sister, you need your *** kicked!Health Question & Answer
She's pre menstrual that's all.
You could always tell her you want to sh@g her sister - that should send her packingHealth Question & Answer
You could always tell her you want to sh@g her sister - that should send her packingHealth Question & Answer
First, get a life.
Second, stop being silly.
Third, duck offHealth Question & Answer
Second, stop being silly.
Third, duck offHealth Question & Answer
lol call the men in white coats goodluck with her sister although shes probably mental 2 Health Question & Answer
Depends how may sections you want her in.Health Question & Answer
Where the hell are you from.?Health Question & Answer
Ever heard of "takes one to know one".? :- )Health Question & Answer
your sickHealth Question & Answer