Ermentrude is a pysco please help?!

Question: Ermentrude is a pysco please help.?

i have a friend called ermentrude and she isn't very nice, she hurts me in the night and sticks her fingers up my dodo. i don't know what to do, she just grunts and swears at me and she is mental... please help me... omg she is coming into my head.. quickHealth Question & Answer

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dont worry, i really can relate to your question, i have a friend called eggbert. he is also slightly scary. his tongue is too big for his mouth and so is permantly sticking out. this is slightly problematic beacause wen he touches my dodo, so too does his extra long tongue it feels like somone has put corned beef on my dodo.

once i actually had sex with his tongue (i thought it was his penis) he also grunts, and squeezes my boobs so hard that milk sometimes excretes.

I AM SCARED!!
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