My boyfriend has the flu?!
Question: My boyfriend has the flu.?
Should I smother him in his sleep to put him out of his misery.?Health Question & Answer
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As hes dying anyway, that seems like a good idea.
Assisted suicide for man flu. It's the futureHealth Question & Answer
Assisted suicide for man flu. It's the futureHealth Question & Answer
DEFINATELY!!!!!!
but then if you try he'll tell you that he cant breathe anyway so no point in smothering, he'll have headache so no point bashing him on the head and the groaning and moaning that is keeping you awake all night will just get louder and disturb the neighbours if you try any other means to get rid of him. Send him to his mothers because as we all know we cant ever compare with the way that she made mummys little soldier better with hot water bottles and chicken soup!Health Question & Answer
but then if you try he'll tell you that he cant breathe anyway so no point in smothering, he'll have headache so no point bashing him on the head and the groaning and moaning that is keeping you awake all night will just get louder and disturb the neighbours if you try any other means to get rid of him. Send him to his mothers because as we all know we cant ever compare with the way that she made mummys little soldier better with hot water bottles and chicken soup!Health Question & Answer
Just lock him in a room and put a dish of water through every now and then (note, a dish not a glass or cup, men dont deserve anything more). If he asks for food, you can just tell him he doesnt have the flu. I had it just after new year and i lost a stone coz i couldnt eat anything.Health Question & Answer
No just ignore him instead. He's lying. He doesn't have flu at all.Health Question & Answer
If it's man flu he should be ok in a couple of weeks.Health Question & Answer
jump in naked beside him and keep him warm
until he passes away, poor bugger.Health Question & Answer
until he passes away, poor bugger.Health Question & Answer
Don't let him sleep !!Health Question & Answer
give him a blowey poor sodHealth Question & Answer
why wait till he's asleep .?Health Question & Answer