What would you do if you woke up with a 50 lbs spider on your chest!?!


Question: What would you do if you woke up with a 50 lbs spider on your chest!.?
I would probably have post depression for the rest of my life..Health Question & Answer


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I would slowly and calmly pull my 9mm that is loaded with hollow points from under my bed, and take it out with a head shot..Then I would offer exclusive photos to the highest media bidder.. It would have to be worth more than a couple of more celebrity babies!!!Health Question & Answer

I would wet myself.. Then I would freak out completely, and get the heck out of the house, suffering numerous injuries as I knock everything over and try to use walls as doors, because I would have forgotten how to use the doors and wouldn't be able to find them anyway in my panic.. I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, but yeah, that's what I would do..Health Question & Answer

oh gosh! i cant even imagine!!! i would have to say go into shock at first but then after thinking about my poor babies in the other room i would have to then go and fight it and wrestle it till i captured it or till it died..Health Question & Answer

I would stare for a while to make sure if it was a dream.. Scream and get it off and have an even worse phobia of spiders for the rest of my life.. I think I would cry too.. -_-Health Question & Answer

Ummm...... my dog is 22 lbs and HE cannot sleep on my chest, I would shoo him off the bed long before I was concious enough to look at him..

A spider that big would definitely be kicked out of my bed unnoticed..Health Question & Answer

lol I would cry, and be in a very bad way for the rest of the day, I have a real fear of spiders.. Just thinking about it gives me the chills..Health Question & Answer

i would stare at it in utter shock for 30 years and then scream for another 12 and then be in thearapy for the rest of my lifeHealth Question & Answer

Die of a heart attack.... right on the spot.. I'd probably freak and end up squishing it with my covers......but definately die..

Strange, i ACTUALLY thought about that this morning.... very strange that you'd ask :P heheHealth Question & Answer

I'd be very traumatized and probably go catatonic..Or I'd scream and hopelessly try to shove it off me..Health Question & Answer

i would scream at the top of my lungs
get out of ed and jump up and down trying to get it off mee lol
i would freak outtt!!!!Health Question & Answer

I would flip.. I seriously think I would have to go to therepy (not kidding).. I don't like little spiders to begin with...... they are my biggest fear..Health Question & Answer

probably leave its equivalent in the toilet..Health Question & Answer

first i would capture the spider in a jar go to the doctor and get myself checked out bring the spider with youHealth Question & Answer

omg i would JUMP and go crazyy nd run and scream and jump out the window lmaoo i hate spidersss!!!!Health Question & Answer

I would help her eat her pee seasoning spider.. Health Question & Answer

I would cry and scream for mercy and freak out and run around and leave my house ...... ughhhhhh
Thats a weird question though ......
I farted......n my friend did tooHealth Question & Answer

i would probably die of a panic attackHealth Question & Answer

Be like "WHAT THE F***!!!" and get it off me.. probably kill it........ or most likely run away hahaHealth Question & Answer

OMG! i would absolutely freak out and probably end up in a psych ward in a straight jacketHealth Question & Answer

I would be like "Oh sh**!"

And grab the nearest object and smack the crap out of it..Health Question & Answer

shoot myself..Health Question & Answer

Me too....yuck....spidersHealth Question & Answer

i probably would have died right there lol i hate spiders im sooo scared of themHealth Question & Answer

I'd try to get it off of me......then put a basket over it or something......then call animal control..Health Question & Answer

i dont think spiders are 50 lbs
and wat would i do................
throw it out the windowHealth Question & Answer

I'd wonder where it gained all that weight!Health Question & Answer

i highly doubt it was 50 lbs..Health Question & Answer

call its mumHealth Question & Answer

i'm pretty sure i would die of a massive heart attack Health Question & Answer

i would pee on it..
then eat it for dinner
and use my pee as the sesoning..Health Question & Answer



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