How do I moisten my fart?!

Question: How do I moisten my fart.?

Everybody makes fun of me for having dry farts, how do I moisten them.? Should I eat fruit.?Health Question & Answer

Answers:

Hello Mate-
I would suggest trying a stool softener to aid in moistened farts..
If that doesn't work maybe some olestra..
~JimmyHealth Question & Answer

Errr...... I'm not sure what you mean by -dry- farts, but you tend to get wet ones when you're irregular/having diarrhea/just pooped and didn't wipe well.. Or just got out of the shower/bath/pool and didn't dry between the cheeks.. Health Question & Answer

Ah wtf hahahahaHealth Question & Answer

Eat 10 prunes, you'll moisten your farts and your underwear..Health Question & Answer

UHH an olive oil enema .?.?Health Question & Answer

Fruits and veggies, and drink lots of water.. -LLHealth Question & Answer

............ yea you shouldHealth Question & Answer

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