I want to rub on something?!
Question: I want to rub on something.?
I want to hump something not a blow up doll what can i get from my house that i can hump to make my u no what feel good (And please dont say your mom or sister or girl friend or cousin or friend)Health Question & Answer
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Ok, get a large zip lock bag, a jar of Vaseline a very warm towel and a couch.
This may sound weird, but try this!
Fill the zip lock bag up with some Vaseline. Microwave the bag for 10 seconds or put in hot water, just enough to warm it up. Get a warm towel. Wrap the plastic bag with the towel, place the bag between the cushions. Ok, you re all set! Get naked, prep yourself and place it inside the bag. Go to town! The warmth of the Vaseline is like a vagina and the couch adds some nice pressure!
Good luck and happy humping!
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This may sound weird, but try this!
Fill the zip lock bag up with some Vaseline. Microwave the bag for 10 seconds or put in hot water, just enough to warm it up. Get a warm towel. Wrap the plastic bag with the towel, place the bag between the cushions. Ok, you re all set! Get naked, prep yourself and place it inside the bag. Go to town! The warmth of the Vaseline is like a vagina and the couch adds some nice pressure!
Good luck and happy humping!
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hahaha.. you're dad was a funny one. the one person they didn't mention..
how about a warm apple pie.. : )
men are freaking weird, hump something in the house... how about getting yourself a girlfriend.?Health Question & Answer
how about a warm apple pie.. : )
men are freaking weird, hump something in the house... how about getting yourself a girlfriend.?Health Question & Answer
cut a whole in a musk melon and nuke it. ad some vasoline and go to town.Health Question & Answer
your dadHealth Question & Answer