How to make myself ill? or make my cold worse?!


Question: How to make myself ill.? or make my cold worse.?
i have a lil bit of a blocked nose in one nostril lol i really dont wanna go to school tomorrow i just wanna sleep i feel so tired. how can i get a cold.? should i leave both windows wide open all night will that work or not.? i live in the uk. dont say 'you should go to school' how do you get a coldd!!.? without doin something to extreme. best answer 10 pointss!Health Question & Answer


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your prolly begining to get one if you got blocked nose and feeling tired. you can either lick an infected persons tissue or have a cold shower. Your choice :PHealth Question & Answer

Ha ha, just tell your mum in the morn you have a temp, etc.... rub your head as your mum will instantly feel it and the friction will make it warmer.
In reality though if you feel tired all the time you are prob coming down with something, and you should just explain to your mum how ya feel, that you are to tired to lift your arm and scratch your head etc... lay it on thick and she should know how she feels when she is ill also, and let you have a day off.

But on the other hand as a single parent of 3 kids, I go to work ill, dying etc.... and usually send them to school when they feel run down, and tell them that if they are so bad the school will phone me, so the other option is to go to school, express illness early in the day, they will contact your mum and ask her to collect you from school asap.

win, win situation either way.Health Question & Answer

I tried this 3 times and it worked 3 times should have done it more often. Just wake up in the morning and get out of bed straight away. walk to you mum like your drunk and just tired, and if you can cry on demand it would work well and just say mum im not feeling well, please don't make me go to school. If your a good actress should be a walk in the park. If she takes your temperature. Just like push. sorry but this is the best example i can come up with. Like your need to do a dump just like push till your face goes red, if shes not looking or if she goes out the room put under hot water. See what happens. Hope i helped and good luck. Get lots of sleep if it works. I meant thermometer thingyHealth Question & Answer

hah this is funny.
well...you could always lie.
but a cold is spread through the air or by contact. its a virus so if you have it youll be out for awhile.
good way to get sick is to not wash your hands and do a lot of strenuous work and eat real bad and not drink water.
might not happen over night though. so i suggest either lying or getting dropped off at school but leaving to go somewhere else.Health Question & Answer

if your that desperate just fake it. you've already go the blocked noise, so lots of tissues. "head ache", etc.

It doesn't matter what you try, unless you have the bug, i doubt it will come on over nightHealth Question & Answer

Well . . . I think you should just explain that you dont wanna go to school because making yourself sicker isnt a good idea but if you really need advice....
Sniff in
Drink Milk
And No Coughing
And The window thing might workHealth Question & Answer

Walk in your sleep naked through your town; it will work, if the local police doesn't detain you.Health Question & Answer

sleep naked out in the coldHealth Question & Answer

just pretend, say you've got head ache, sweats, sniff and cough. Health Question & Answer



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