When a mortician embalms a body for presentation during a funeral!


Question: When a mortician embalms a body for presentation during a funeral
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You know those guys are a little weird anyway. I'm willing to bet that they plug each orifice more than once.Health Question & Answer

Sometimes, but not always. I always put an adult diaper on everyone, so that "plugging" is not required. These orifaces do not always leak, it happens once in a while.
As for some of the other answers, we do not remove the "innards", we do not duct tape anything and we are NOT weird because we chose this profession, and we certainly DO NOT derive any pleasure from having to plug anyone's oriface, I ASSURE you. It is a very unpleasant task, and whoever suggested that we ENJOY it is clearly mentally handicapped, for lack of a better word *ahem*.Health Question & Answer

Coincidentally, I have several close relatives that are actually morticians: 3 cousins, a cousin's husband, and an uncle.
Sadly, I have no clue what the answer to this question is.Health Question & Answer

that's where the saying comes from, He's a corker...No I think they drain off the blood, gut you, take out the innards and duct tape you back up. Lots of make up so you don't look like the bluemen.Health Question & Answer

yes.... otherwise the casket will get all sticky and gross... haven't you ever noticed that in a dead person that the ears and nose is clogged up.?Health Question & Answer

Yet another reason why I plan to spontaneously combust ...Health Question & Answer

Uhhh, Tim. I hate to say this. But that's only done for the funerals that you'll be attending.Health Question & Answer

Yes!!!

and that's probably the only time some men ever shut their pieholes!!!Health Question & Answer

Angus Beeffart and I need to step outside...Health Question & Answer

why, do u smell something .?Health Question & Answer



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