DRUG TEST SOMETIME THIS WEEK!?!?!


Question: DRUG TEST SOMETIME THIS WEEK!.?!.?
Ok heres the deal. I smoked (weed) for the first time on Friday and Saturday and was I guess high, the thing is though I just got a call from a place that wants to higher me and they require you do a urine test. So what should I do if I have to take this test on Wednesday or Thursday.?
-I have already been drinking Cranberry Juice and water and my I worked out Sunday and will tonight and tomorrow to get the sweat going.
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Take a bottle of someone elses clean urine with you.?Health Question & Answer

There are a couple things you can do. Dont listen to any of the bull **** that tells you to take water pills or anything because that is stupid. The best thing you can do is drink Vinegar. I know it is some nasty stuff but better to get the job. you can also go by a detoxification drink but the main ingredient in that is vinegar so better off saving money and just drinking that. also if you are taking the test in a bathroom by yourself, put some warm water from the sink inside of the cup, this will dollute the urine enough to the point where you could smoke some green an hour before the test. Good luck,,,, keep drinking water.Health Question & Answer

Depends on how much weed you smoked. If it was only one or 2 joints I think you will be ok. If it was more you may be in a prediciment. My friend once told me that he used to grab a cake of soap and put some under his fingernail. When it came time to the testing he would mix the soap in with his urine and it always came back negative. This is because the soap is supposed to soak up the THC in the marijuana so it is untraceable. You could always get a friend to give you a clean sample but they often test the temperature to make sure it is a fresh specimen. If I were you id try the soap thing, and just make sure that you dont leave any chunks in it. Good luck :)Health Question & Answer

You will flunk the drug test. There is such a thing as water poisoning. You will pay a huge price in jobs. Don't take the job. If you refuse a drug test, you are guilty. Make sure you wait at least thirty days before taking a drug test. DON'T DO DRUGS DON'T DO DRUGS DON'T DO DRUGS. THEY ARE BAD BAD BAD FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... And they are illegal. Don't go down this path in your life it is a dead end.Health Question & Answer

Recently I spent time in an all woman rehab. Opiates, however I did manage to bring some cleverly thc. I was astonished when I had came up clear for thc during my second week of my stay. I had smoked that day and days prior, however due to the opiate detox I could not render any nutrition to myself, save lemon water. So my metabo was on starvation mode. I could not metabolize the thc into my urine. I do not recommend others mimic my actions, but on top of the advice of others have given you I recommend starvation and detoxification.. Oh for some reason I could also drink pickle juice...maybe the lemon water and vinegar was a good mix.Health Question & Answer

Weed takes a month or more to be out of your system. You could either a) exercise like crazy, drink lots of water, exercise some more, take vitamins and drink water (rinse,lather and repeat).

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You could take some pills they sell on the net do help you pass a urine test. The only problem with this is that you don't know what you are getting in those pills and i advise caution. Actually i wouldn't recommend them at all. The link below is a really good video with facts and not fiction!

Good luck and get drinking that cranberry juice!Health Question & Answer

dont worry you'll be fine. if you were a regular smoker, than you'd be f*cked. but your system will clear up in a few days if that was the only day you smoked in your life. drink a lot of water and beer and work out (which you've already been doing so thats great!) you could take diuretics but I dont think you'll need any. just drink plenty of liquids and work out and dont stress out cause you'll for sure be fine. Health Question & Answer

A great way to get rid of anything in your system is to buy from http://www.directdetox.com I have used them in the past and the service is awesome. Family run operation that understands how you feel and how much privacy is a concern. Fantastic place, I can't say enough about it! They have detox drinks to synthetics. They have home drug test kits too!Health Question & Answer

Depending on where you live they have stores that sell... "hippie-ish" items. In there they have drinks called something detox but that'll wipe anything out of your system in no time.
Keep up with the cranberry juice and water though... Green tea helps too, ask your friends that you smoked with most likely they will knowHealth Question & Answer

Here's what you do... Invent a time machine and go back, preventing yourself from smoking weed. If the paradox you create does not destroy the universe, then you should be fine. Otherwise, you did a dumb thing and have to pay the consequences. Just pray you don't have a lot left in your system by then.Health Question & Answer

it really depends on how much you weigh becouse thc sticks to your fat cells so the skinnier the quicker it will leave and since it was your first and only time it should only take a week or a week and a half you could try system cleaners from the health store or niacinHealth Question & Answer

Just continue what you are doing drink as much water as you can to clean out your system. Usually you can get it out of your system enough to pass a urine test in a few days since you are not a heavy smoker. Good luck!Health Question & Answer

The first time you smoke, it probably won't stay in your system. Nothing will really flush it out faster, you'll just have to hope the first dose is low enough to not be detected in urine.Health Question & Answer

Dude your screwed, its too late to get it out of your system. My advice is to contintinue drinking LOTS of water and exercise to try to get you metabolisim active to get rid of the thcHealth Question & Answer

Keep up what you have been doing, and the mornig of, when you wake up take a pis and then drink alot of cranberry juice and dont urinate until the test,Health Question & Answer

if you smoked for the first time then it should be ok dude if your that worried get someone to wee in a condom for you and keep it in your jocks so the temperature is warm :)
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Well, first, it hire not higher. That might help with the job search. Second, you're so screwed. Pot stays in your system for 30+ days and none of the methods for getting it out of your system really work.Health Question & Answer

niacin pills, you can buy them at the store, research it a bit. Basically makes you pee A LOT, and clears your system. Will not work if they check your hair.Health Question & Answer

put bleach on the tip of your finger and piss on it and let it drip off into the sample



i'm on probation for type four heroine and i pass my test errytime cuz of that.Health Question & Answer

There is a body cleanse that you can get at the health food store. I cannot remember the name of it but it cleans out your system. It worked for me back in the dayHealth Question & Answer

more cran then water...being it was 1st 2 days it should clean but u might consider flushing....you would buy the drink at a vitamin shop( btwn 20-40$) drink it 3hrs before and pee twicw then use ur 3rd pee for it. dosent have to be exact.Health Question & Answer

things like that dont always work. If you smoked weed its not going to be out of your system in a week. It takes 30 days, depending on your weight and how often you smoke.Health Question & Answer

Drink more water than you have ever drank before. You might want to buy some detox. Don't work out the day before your test. Maybe get your friend to piss in a cup for you.?Health Question & Answer

you know, you're not really smart to say on the internet that you smoked weed. Anyway, try to stop smoking. O my gosh, i'm so smart!!!Health Question & Answer

if this weekend was the first and last time you smoked and youve been flushing out your system you should be fine. and because it was you first tim eyou prob did smoke that much.Health Question & Answer

You should have considered that before you smoked, plus it's illegal!Health Question & Answer

how much did you smoke & how fat are you.? If you only took a hit or 2 & are in shape you should be OK- will stick in you fat cells. I would start drinking water water water!! & stop doing drugs!Health Question & Answer

Get a hold of Detoxify XXClean - all you need 48 hours toxin free. Should clear you up no problem. Follow the instructions and drink properly. 45 bucksHealth Question & Answer

You should really find out if the test is multiple choice.Health Question & Answer

stick a cup of urine in your butthole from someone sober and then pour it into the urine sample when they ask you to pee
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Get a child to piss in your mouth before the test and spit into the cup.Health Question & Answer



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