I need a good comeback for "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die".?!
Question: I need a good comeback for "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"..?
I'm (obviously) a woman. And I've heard this come out of the mouths of men for years... and I'm *sick* of it. Don't take me wrong- I don't take myself seriously, but this question pisses me off. I mean, women give life. Do they think we enjoy our periods.? Being irritable, bloated, and uncomfortable is no fun for anyone. So why make fun of it.?
Basically, I need a good comeback for "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die". Can anyone think of one.?
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Basically, I need a good comeback for "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die". Can anyone think of one.?
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Answers:
I don't trust anything dead from the neck up and walking around.Health Question & Answer
Sweetheart, WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE CREATURES.? The best comeback for a nasty line like that is the click of your heels on the floor getting softer as you get farther away.
Those men are not good enough for you to wipe your bum on their clean socks, assuming they actually HAVE any clean socks!
Do yourself a favor and find a better class of man, say one whose knuckles aren't dragging the cave floor!
Good luck, and remember, you teach people how to treat you--and so far, that is NOT the right way!!!
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Those men are not good enough for you to wipe your bum on their clean socks, assuming they actually HAVE any clean socks!
Do yourself a favor and find a better class of man, say one whose knuckles aren't dragging the cave floor!
Good luck, and remember, you teach people how to treat you--and so far, that is NOT the right way!!!
--Brain BabeHealth Question & Answer
OMG, that's awful. :(
I can't think of anything good except "well, if we women all died, cretins like you wouldn't be around to make such ignorant comments". and "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth.?" is always appropriate for such situations. Health Question & Answer
I can't think of anything good except "well, if we women all died, cretins like you wouldn't be around to make such ignorant comments". and "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth.?" is always appropriate for such situations. Health Question & Answer
Remind him that his 'mother', 'sister', 'grandmother', 'aunts' and 'cousins' are all women. Remind him that he came from a woman. That would be the best comeback for a dumb azz who needs sex education 101.Health Question & Answer
Maybe something a bit more morbid... "I have a knife, I could help you not trust yourself either" But I don't know how angry you want to sound ;)Health Question & Answer
Tell them you don't trust anything with two heads.... the smaller one being the brains of the outfit. :)Health Question & Answer
haha you guys are mad stupid its just a joke i mean geezHealth Question & Answer