What's the most embarrassing thing that can happen during anal sex?!


Question: What's the most embarrassing thing that can happen during anal sex.?
Or after or whatever.? lol.

I'm really considering just giving in to someone, but I keep accumulating all of these thoughts, about the worst things that can possibly happen. What if I have to take a **** or something.? Goddddd.

Oh, and I can tolerate pain ;) I've already heard all of the stories about that. Honestly, you'd be surprised.Health Question & Answer


Answers:
Personally, I do not think it hurts. It does when you allow it to. Nerves tense anyone up, and that contributes to pain. I suppose vaginal intercourse could 'hurt' too if we let our minds get the best of us. Anyway, it is not something I do all the time, but my hubby and I do every few times or so when we are feeling kinky. I always panic that if my rectal path is not 'clean' he will pull out a slightly dirty johnson. This has never happened tho! I hear you can do a saline enema a day or so before to cleanse.Health Question & Answer

You are most likely not going to s**t. You will most likely become a little constipated, in all honesty.
The worst thing that could happen is he decides to force himself into you.
I know this is kind of a funny subject, but, anal sex is something that you ease into. Take things slow, make sure everything is clean, and please use lubrication.
Not using lubrication is possibly the worst thing that could happen.
I suggest using vibrator, during, it will help you relax and make it enjoyable for both parties.Health Question & Answer

You need to prepare for an experience like this cause it can come down 1 of 2 ways, either it will be the best thing to ever happen to you, or the worst.

Besides the pain, there is the cleanliness and health issues, so make sure of an enema not long before the event.

A condom is a must, as is plenty of lubricant, and lots of time to go very very slowly.

During and after the event, you will feel like you need to go to the bathroom to pass a motion, this is normal and don't worry as long as you had the big "E" before you should be ok.

At the start, it will help if you push out like you are taking a dump. be careful and enjoy the new experience.Health Question & Answer

Make sure that you have pooped recently (you don't want any surprises). Please use a condom (not just for std and pregnancy protection, but also for protection from the bacteria that are in your anus normally and can cause fun infections if they get into his urethra). Use lots of lube. Lube will make it a lot more comfortable. Ease into it. This is something that you don't want to force. Going slowly at first will make it a lot more comfortable. also, make sure that you are really turned on, or it tends to be uncomfortable.
Embarrassing moments might happen, just laugh it off and don't make too much of it. Nobody has Hollywood sex.Health Question & Answer

Your question reminds me of Zach and Miri Make A Porno.

In the movie two of the actors are having anal sex but the girl's really constipated and does just that... right on the camera guy's face.

>.<

Had to share. But as to your question don't let anyone pressure you into doing something that you're not comfortable with, or with someone you're not comfortable with for that matter. Try talking to him about why you're anxious, etc. If you're not comfortable having that convo with him then that's a good sign that you shouldn't do it.

If you do decide to have anal sex just make sure that you do it safely (with protection) and have plenty of lubrication, have him go slowly, etc.Health Question & Answer

I have a good story for this. I had a friend (we'll call her Sandy) who had sex with this boy (umm lets say dick lol) while he was giving her anal sex Sandy supposedly said she didn't feel her tummy rumbling, now Sandy is a big girl and I mean big. Anyway while he was doing it, it pulled out momentarily and Sandy shitted all over his shirt and penis. Now when word got round to the school, forget it!! Her image went down hill from there. lol. The worse part is that there was two other people in the house who witnessed it. lmfao ahah omfg I'm going to have to say that's one of my most memorable memories when I was in HS, till this day when we see her we snicker. lolHealth Question & Answer

"I keep accumulating all of these thoughts, about the worst things that can possibly happen"
Hey Scorpio, these are not your thoughts, it is your conscience calling you to stay away and avert a disaster from happening. You say in your profile that you are a loser. it is your will power against evil thoughts like these that makes the difference. Be smart and let your CONSCIENCE be your guide.Health Question & Answer

Hell, I'm still trying to have anal sex. Honestly, I know this is TMI, but everytime I try with my boyfriend I just cant. I guess I'm bracing for it and I clench, I cant seem to relax enough for him to get it in. Guess I should post this question on Yahoo Answers huh.? Lol, sorry I didnt answer your question, I just had to shareHealth Question & Answer

me and my gf have tried twice, and it hurts her a lot, so we take it super slow and we use lube and all the advice. some girls just arent built to take that. use lube..and lots of it. do this with some one you trust. bc theyre going to have to take it extremely slow.

the embarrassing part would be if you do in fact make a stinky. if your partner takes it slow and carefully then your body wont react in a negative..."get that thing, and everything else in your anus out" kinda way. oh course...do all the safe stuff, like wear a condom..ya know. jHealth Question & Answer

you think you can tolerate pain like i thought. it feels like someone is ripping through your skin. but the worst that could happen is you poop during it, a fart is nothing u jus ignore it nd keep going. laugh later. nd u culd bleed. nothing realy bad.. just take it very slow at first dont shove it in all at once you will regret it.. lil at a time...... lube wuld be best too.....Health Question & Answer

I had an ex that experienced anal orgasms and she loved it, but for me the experience was not pleasurable at all. I hate it. It smells. I guess crapping would be embarrassing, but I honestly would not wish that on my worst enemy. I will never give a woman anal sex again. Not my thing.Health Question & Answer

Well I think the most embarrassing thing is if you get stuck. 'cause then you have to explain it to the ambulance people and go maybe even go to hospital like that.

It actually happened to somebody! I think it's the most embarrassing thing that could happen!


Give in though these things are just horror stories! And the whole excrement scare is just common sense that you go before hand, anybody who's not smart enough to do that deserves it to happen to them! And who knows you might actually like it!Health Question & Answer

Get drunk and use alot of lube. Go #2 before. It's not as gross as you think it will be. I did it for the first time 3wks ago and have done it a total of 4 times. YOU MUST BE RELAXED OR IT WILL HURT!!! That's why I say get a few drinks in you first lolHealth Question & Answer

the dick going in could act as a suction type thing.. and actually suck out some s**t if you havent gone right before you do it. Anal is such a bad idea nayways.. it really ***** with your boulls when your older and theres absoloutely no pleasureHealth Question & Answer

use an enema before hand if you want him to enjoy it. If you don't want him to enjoy it, eat 1/2 pound of cashews, 2 ears of corn, approx. 50 gummy bears, and a fudge sundae the day before. Hope this helpsHealth Question & Answer

this remines me of a tucker max story i read, it ended with this girl shitting on his dick, then him puking on her, then her on him, then the guy in the closet he got to secretly film it crashing out of it puking. thats pretty badHealth Question & Answer

i do it to my gf some times it hurts her i think... the only thing that could be embarrasing is taking a **** or farting... maybe bleeding on him.. if u think thats embarassing... it would be pretty weird if he wants a2m that might be embarrassing lolHealth Question & Answer

Well I guess if you are on a bed and you fall off, or if you have to stop and go to the bathroom...or if you get a phone call. Lol.Health Question & Answer

this is the most embarrassing thing you could do during anal sex
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hahahaha dude once my ex told me that her cuz was going to have booty love and her boyfriend spot some toilet paper in her crack dude that would be so embarrassing lol


or to farrt while you go at it lol like just randomlyHealth Question & Answer

hahahaha actually yes.. you can **** while having sex, and what can be more embarrassing than that.?
Just make sure you poop before!Health Question & Answer

your dick falls off haha or your mom walks in ahaha jk ummm you blead haha umm u get pains i know hat i get pains when i do it with my girl but i onl 14 sooHealth Question & Answer

The most embarrassing thing that can happen to you is to be having anal sex. Anything else really pales in comparison.Health Question & Answer

you can poop on him bc you can lose control of your bows. trust me I know someone it's happened toHealth Question & Answer

Getting rid of the body when she dies of peritonitis can be fraught w. embarrassment.Health Question & Answer

well you know what god did to the sodomites.? It will feel something like that afterward. ; )

ps: Your damn stupid question is shuffling mine right off the face of the internet!Health Question & Answer

the worst thing that could happen is you turn around and realize it's your dad.Health Question & Answer

Diarrhea.Health Question & Answer

bleeding during intercourse....Health Question & Answer

Definitely having to poopHealth Question & Answer

I dunno...if you fainted.?.?.?Or you forgot to poop.?.?Or just let out a huuuuuuuge fart before mr twinky winky decided he needed to go new places hahahahaha!Health Question & Answer



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