I'm a teenager, which birth control method would work best for me and which is the safest?!


Question: I'm a teenager, which birth control method would work best for me and which is the safest.?
HELP ASAP!!!!
I rented some Chuck Norris movies and I will watch them tonight! but I need some birth control method before watching them, I heard that you can become prego by staring at Chuck Norris an I don't want to become prego now, or my parents would kill me. PLEASE HELP!Health Question & Answer


Answers:
You must wear a suit of armor made of lead, that is your only means of protection. You must also keep the face shield down so that you don't look into his eyes. If you look in his eyes you will have twins. Health Question & Answer

Barricade yourself with a fort made from boxes of condoms.

It's the only way to protect you from The Norris.

Good luck to you! Lol...Health Question & Answer

Haha i don't know whats more sad, you wanting to watch Chuck Norris or that you actually believe that you will get prego.Health Question & Answer

Hahaha. That's funny. No, it really is.Health Question & Answer

lol are you making fun of stupid teenagers on here.? I hope so, because you can't be serious!

Otherwise, I'd be giving you my two stars back (Kudos)Health Question & Answer

Well then don't stare at him, problem solved; focus on the pretty actress in the movie with him.Health Question & Answer

ha ha ha.funny NOT
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its too late thinkin of watchin chuck norris will make you pregoHealth Question & Answer

Wow, I never realized how bad the sex education in schools was.... until now.Health Question & Answer

try a chastity beltHealth Question & Answer

i seriously hope this isn't a real question.Health Question & Answer

she's joking. i hopeHealth Question & Answer

You're kidding ... RIGHT.?.?.?
How do you have enough brain cells to keep you alive.?Health Question & Answer

lmao ummm close your eyes at the intense scenes.?Health Question & Answer



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