i am drulling so much i cant sleep,pillow case gets wet and i wake up.?!
Question: I need somthing to dry my mouth out before i go to sleep. I dont want to be a drunk cause ive tried booze and it as you know will dry ones mouth out. My pillow case either has to be fLipped over or i roll over to a dry spot and try again. I am desperate to have a great night sleep. This now is making ne angry ! Note: I cant take anything that has a stimlant like most cold medicines.I dont want to smoke high grade pot either to dry my mouth out. I know boozing it and getting high will dry my mouth out but come on that is no remmedy. I drule because of dental work containing gold platnum and titanium,because of a accident 30 years ago. I noticed the sleep problems after quitting smokking several months ago. I had always known of the problem while awake and have to watch i dont spit at people when i talk to them up close and personal. That was embaresing enough for me! I have to swallow alot all day so i dont choke on my own saliva. I need some help
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1. duct tape your mouth before bed. this will force you to swallow eventually or drown in your own spit. add a mouth full of cotton balls for fun before taping.
2. surgically remove your major salivary glands--wharton's and stensen's ducts. this will help significantly.
3. get a rubber pillow case and put your bed on an angle so saliva will drip off to one side.
4. cut a hole the size of your head in your mattress. put a collecting bowl under the bed and sleep face down. this will prevent your spit from getting all over your sheets, face, etc.
5. start sleeping in your bathtub. this is self-explanatory.
6. install some sort of bar in your bedroom and start sleeping upside down. be sure to screw the bar into the studs for optimal safety.
7. swish with Listerine or rubbing alcohol before bed. alcohol has a drying effect on the oral cavity. don't smoke after swishing with the rubbing alcohol. this will put your head at risk for implosion.
8. don't sleep. no sleep = no wet pillow
9. hire a bedtime nanny. this nocturnal nanny can dab your cheeks every so often or as needed. this can lead to other types of fluid production depending on the nanny.
10. as a last resort. suicide
(this was for entertainment purposes only. please don't kill yourself.)
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put a towel on top of your pillow and move it around when you wake up. Good luck I never have heard of a problem like yours. Have you thought about getting new dental work?
Wow, there is a drug. I think its a anti sea sickness med. Ask your doctor. I used it once in Dental School for a drooler (word?) any way good luck to you. With all that drool you probably don't have many cavities
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