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Question: Women rights
How Dogs and Men Are the Same
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both like to chew wood.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Neither tells you what's bothering them.
Both tend to smell riper with age.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both fart shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*ck some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his *ss. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
Another one - Why shouldn't women be allowed to drive? Beacuse there's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
did you hear of the miracle birth
It had a brain and a penis