what should i do when i fart by my crush????????!
Question: just in case
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try and let it out slow..sounds funny but do it..then it wont make a noise..and if u do fart then blame it on ur shoe it it makes a sound.and if it smells juz b put ur shirt over ur nose
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pretend it didnt happen or make a joke out of it
Try to blush and excuse yourself for doing so.
just pray it doesnt happen and if it does happen play it off or blame the dog
apologize, or, if available, blame it on the dog. As long as you dont do it obnoxiously most people realize that it is natural.
say.
EWWW was that u who was that it was deffintly not me.
Make a joke of it, or better, blame someone else.:D
jus say u were trying to make a fake fart sound like a real fart sound. u noe da thing u do wif ur mouth.. yah he'll get it. if it doesnt work out then RUN!
just smile ;)
GET AWAY!!!
laugh. its funny. if you flip out turtn red and go nuts then itll be like..girl what are you turning red for wtf is wrong with you. .farrts last 5 seconds then everyone forgets about it.
well. that depends on how close you are.. you could say "oops, who let a frog in here?" and grin. or just pretend it didn't happen.. that works only if there are other people around you
look to the left
First off.Excuse yourself. Then just try to continue with what you were doing.everybody farts.just don't do it on purpose and everything should be alright.
blame her.
just explain that you forgot youbottle of Beno.
Speak loudly out of the sudden, juz to cover up the farting sound (puu~~).. lolx.. i agree.. make a joke out of it.. or juz give her a cheeky smile..
Laugh it off and blame it on sum1 Else!
Act like someone else did it, and try not to giggle too much.
"OOPS.now we know what happens when I have beans 2 days in a row".
Then excuse yourself.
Everybody farts.no matter what they say.
Don't worry about it, and it won't happen.
LOOK AT HER AND SAY EWWWWWWWW YOUR SOO NASTY.! THEN LAUGH.IT WORKS
just be honset
laugh. he won't take it seriously and will probably forget about it if you don't make a big deal out of it (unless he's a jerk) =)
spread your butt checks apart as wide as you can. You cant hear air leaving a ballon. why would you hear air from your butt.
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worked for me one time
Say your voice is changing, but your breath smells the same! He'll love it? ~:()=
be a gentle man and excuse yourself and dont bring it up
just pretend it didn't happen, unless it is REALLY obvious
try to cough a little louder.lol
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