why does my *** itch after I wipe it upon taking a dump?!
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You're not wiping well enough.
Either you're not wiping enough, leaving some residue, or wiping too much and chaffing the skin.
So here's what you should do: Wipe more efficiently. Wipe with toilet paper once, and follow with a disposable/flushable baby wipe to gently clean. Or use a dedicated washcloth that you rinse and clean thoroughly.
A bidet is best, but is a costly installation that most American homes don't have.
Moisturize yourself after each shower, and keep it clean and dry.
Check for bumps - which could indicate an allergic reaction or an STD. If so, see a doctor.
Good luck dude!
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your obviously not wiping properly, therefore you keep an itchy a**
Maybe you had worms. The ones that make you itch. You could just have a skin infection. Go to a doctor.
keep wiping..swamp ***!!
you need to wash
you don't know how to wipe correctly if it still itches it's because it still dirrrrrtyyyyy. You need to learn how to wipe correctly. that is nasty I wouldn't even say that out in public like that.
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Because you are so FLAMING that your rectum is actually burning.causing that itching sensation you describe.
your using sand paper my friend i had thge very same problem i switched to bubble gum and have had an itch since.
this also seems to help stop squirts.
Actually it is true that you may not be cleaning yourself properly.
I find a good idea a freind gave me, is good. Keep some wet ones or baby wipes in the bathroom and use them afterwards.
If it persists you may consider the fact that you may have a case of hemorroids. Small hemorroids will not only burn but lol they may also itch if not properly clean.
i think you have got worms.at least thats why dogs drag thiers across the grass after taking a dump..take some worming pills that should sort it out
Your not wipeing thourghly get some wet wipes,diaper wipes, anything wet and relax after you take your dump so your muscles can relax and you can wipe all areas better. relax and clean.
use wipes too, OR (and this sounds gross) you may have hemorrhoids!
Prolly from a terrible diet. If you eat crap, your crap (no pun intended) will be highly irritating. Change your diet.
That is because you don't do it properly and your mother gives me head at night and day, technically, I am your father.
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Myself.
maybe not wiping properly or maybe have haemorrhoid's! Get some haemorrhoid cream from pharmacy and and try it out. It will do no harm if you don't have them and may stop the problem if you do! Good luck.
i think you have the hemms. man. check your feces to see if it is bright red if so you have hemorrhoids
You have something known as an "***-slick" where you don't wipe good enough.
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