what can i do to not be the smallest penis in the locker room?!
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i hate having a small penis. how can i change that in a meathod that really works?
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get a grip and forget about what they will/do say about ur thing. who the f cares. it's big enough to make babies
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THINK POSITIVE!
Bigger is not always better!
Who cares that you have a small one, what counts is what it's good for!
A girl askes a guy in a bar:
"Who're you gonna satisfy with that thing?"
and the guy answers:
"ME!"
Don't let it bother you, man!
In Manhattan there's a plastic surgeon who performs penis augmentation surgery. Look into it.
u should be thankful of whatever you got there
Try some suppliments online. But as far as I've seen, men's penises aren't very big when flaccid. I guess if you tried getting an erection before taking off the towel you could impress the boys.. or learn how to use in order to please women- that is the key! not what the boys in the locker room think. duh.
WOW. I can't beleive u r admitting to that
Sew a magnifying glass to the hem of your underwear.
pull it it really works i saw it on tv, but if you poull it too much it will be too long and you won't be able to get it up.that's worse than having a small penis. i would rather have a small hard penis than a long shloopy one.
Bring your little brother with you? Oh my goodness. Well? Takes a big man to admit something like that, so kudos to you there. Most men, when not aroused, are small. Don't worry about locker room leghumes, because it just isn't important. Unless you are gay, who cares what they think?
Joke for ya':
These two hookers were arguing about who was gonna' take care of 'Shorty'. That was the tatto on the john's weenie. The next day, the poor hooker elected to take care of him came back with a dreamy look on her face. The other hooker asks, "How was Shorty?" Snicker, snicker.."
"Fantastic! Soft, it said Shorty. Hard? It said,
SHORTY'S BAR & GRILL. ALBEQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO. OPEN 24 HOURS. We take Mastercard, American Express & Diner's Club!"
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Hee Hee. Schloopy? Love that word. Man.you all rock!
Just for your information. My hubby is very nicely endowed and one thing about sex that is so kool is the fact that you don't have to use just your penis to get evicted for constant noise. LOL!
Do you want to impress your buds or get laid? That's two different things. I'd focus on the latter and improve your seduction skills instead of any enhancements.
You wont be the smallest.most guys are growers anyway. A little one might grow to 6 or 7 or just get a little bigger. Youre cool..dont worry.
Hey dude, Dont worry so much. most guys are growers not showers. Im about 3"soft and 7 erect..so you can never tell.
Stop looking at everyone's else penis it makes US think that you are GAY. I'm not trying to insult you but you don't have to worrie about those things. COME ONE PEOPLE!
You have what they call a "baby dick". Put a diaper on or stay out of the locker room.
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