a few months ago i was frying some hamburgers while i was completely naked and w!
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i tried to do 1 of his fancy moves to flip the burger in the pan but it splashed grease all over my body and my penis. the stains are still there and i dont think theyre going away. what will girls think when i get naked in front of them?
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If you are worried about the spots, use Palmers cocoa butter. You have to be persistent, and just like they said already, Bam! hahahahahaha
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i hope ur not that stupid
why the F*** were u doing that naked? what were u thinking?
BAM!
why the hell were you cooking naked in the first place..with grease you have got to be mental
reported as abuse
try something that make take away the stains left on there dude its been 5 month 1/2 since you got layed?
On the whole, a woman that would judge a man to be inferior because he has a slight discoloration of the skin of his penis--barring, of course, those discolorations that are indicative of disease, especially venerial disease--is probably not someone whose opinion is worth worrying about.
Cooking nude is, by the way, remarkably unwise; clothing is, on the whole, useful protection. as you may have noticed.
Oh well. Occassionally into this world comes one who is completly inept and cannot flip hamburgers.
i do not think they will mind, unless you do not know how to cook thier meat the right way.lol
stains? stains sounds weird.
the scars should go away, or fade with time. try a topical scar lotion or pure vitamin E.
that's hilarious. I'd love to meet a guy who likes to cook, let alone cook naked. Awesome. Just not with hot oil, LOL.
Did you forget to "kick it up a notch"?
Dude, no one really cooks naked unless they have problems. see a psychiatrist.
its a cool story to tell your future wife as you are at the doctors proving to her that you are disease free.
the girls with think you have the ninja, but you can tell them the story, it's actually pretty funny
haha, watching emiril naked? are you gay, at least watch rachel ray naked
Use a wire brush and scrub those stains away.
make more burgers whenever naked, burnt them then flip them carelessly so that you get more grease on ur parts, that way it wont be in spots, keep doing till the entire part gets into one colour.
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