*ahem* tips about masculine Shaving...?!
Question: *ahem* tips about masculine Shaving....?
Trying to keep my growth down south trimmed (not bald), but damn, it won't stop itching, any tips.?Health Question & Answer
Answers:
Mack my brother ..So you want to do some forestation where the morning wood grows aye .?
Well you have three options .
1. You can let the pube fairies come in the middle of the night and do the shaving with their miners helmets with lights on them and those tiny Little scissors .BUT be warned my brother for if they do they will demand payment ..if you are uncircumcised you will be circumcised when thou wake st and if you are already circumcised then ye shall be once again.
2 . You can go to a back room of a back alley barber shop where shady deals are undertaken while young men with itchy pubes have their Woolly bully sheared like a winters lamb ..but ..its likely you will leave with more than you came for ..
3 . You can do it yourself ...And if you do then i advise you to use to do the following ..And im being serious about this part .
A. Get some hydro cortisone cream , rub it in about thirty minutes before you plan to shave ..
B.U se an electric razor if you can ..if not use a good disposable razor but be very careful ..
C. After you have Shave as close to the skin as possible ..shower and dry very well ..then apply and rub in more hydro cortisone cream .
Hydro cortisone helps prevent and treats itch ..it also heals the skins ,
Now as an alternative if you decide that you don't want to shave youre pubes ..if you wash every day with a good body wash i suggest old spice high endurance or a cheap knock off brand its the same thing really ..and dry well ....And then apply the Hydro cortisone twice a day ..it will help youre itching ..
I do most sincerely hope you feel better bro and i hope this helps you .
Andrew Cothran
ps dont let those little bitches get ya .Health Question & Answer
Well you have three options .
1. You can let the pube fairies come in the middle of the night and do the shaving with their miners helmets with lights on them and those tiny Little scissors .BUT be warned my brother for if they do they will demand payment ..if you are uncircumcised you will be circumcised when thou wake st and if you are already circumcised then ye shall be once again.
2 . You can go to a back room of a back alley barber shop where shady deals are undertaken while young men with itchy pubes have their Woolly bully sheared like a winters lamb ..but ..its likely you will leave with more than you came for ..
3 . You can do it yourself ...And if you do then i advise you to use to do the following ..And im being serious about this part .
A. Get some hydro cortisone cream , rub it in about thirty minutes before you plan to shave ..
B.U se an electric razor if you can ..if not use a good disposable razor but be very careful ..
C. After you have Shave as close to the skin as possible ..shower and dry very well ..then apply and rub in more hydro cortisone cream .
Hydro cortisone helps prevent and treats itch ..it also heals the skins ,
Now as an alternative if you decide that you don't want to shave youre pubes ..if you wash every day with a good body wash i suggest old spice high endurance or a cheap knock off brand its the same thing really ..and dry well ....And then apply the Hydro cortisone twice a day ..it will help youre itching ..
I do most sincerely hope you feel better bro and i hope this helps you .
Andrew Cothran
ps dont let those little bitches get ya .Health Question & Answer
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