Euuuwwww i can hear my parents having sex in their bedroom?!
Question: Euuuwwww i can hear my parents having sex in their bedroom.?
i would go bang on the door and say " hey keep it quiet in there" but i'm too grossed out.........euuuuuwwww. jee anyways of over coming this shocking experience, euwwwwwwww.
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yeah what you should say is need any help in there .? or does it really requier 2 people to fix the toilet.?Health Question & Answer
Eww dude, I'm sure it must be nasty to hear that - and that's something you can never UNHEAR! Just tell them to keep it quiet...not at that very moment, but the next day or something, just tell them that your room is close and that they're a bit too loud and it's just not nice to hear your parents doing it. Be open with them about it. You're not the one that should be embarrased, they should keep it down. Health Question & Answer
You could either play loud music while they are doing this.
Or play with yourself making loud moans so they know how much of a noise disturbance they are making.
Or you could post a note on their door saying
did mommy fake it again.
Or be back in 5 minutes/ Do not disturb in 5 minutes:)
Only way to get rid of the experience is to do the have sex with someone in your room and make loud noise.
When they ask whats going on.
Say you are just wrestling like they do at night:)Health Question & Answer
Or play with yourself making loud moans so they know how much of a noise disturbance they are making.
Or you could post a note on their door saying
did mommy fake it again.
Or be back in 5 minutes/ Do not disturb in 5 minutes:)
Only way to get rid of the experience is to do the have sex with someone in your room and make loud noise.
When they ask whats going on.
Say you are just wrestling like they do at night:)Health Question & Answer
Be happy your parents are actually STILL having sex...and making enough noise to show that they still enjoy each other!! It's healthy for them to do so, and you will actually benefit from this knowledge later in life. Let them be happy and do their thing and just put the music up louder or something....don't sweat it so much!! Hopefully when you are their age you'll have a healthy sex life as well!!Health Question & Answer
poor you- thats happened to me as well
pillows over your head might help a bit but you could also try getting up and "going to the toilet" they should stop if they think you're awake
remember to be quite loud so they know you're awake ;)
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pillows over your head might help a bit but you could also try getting up and "going to the toilet" they should stop if they think you're awake
remember to be quite loud so they know you're awake ;)
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i found a dildo in my parents room once it was quit shocking...the bad thing also was because i couldnt see what it was at first...i picked it up only to find out...there both 46 and im 13 SHOCKING!!!!!!Health Question & Answer
lol your parents should be a little umm.... quiet when they have kids.? I can understand little because I heard it when I was little and didn't know what it was, but now, they need to be quite about it lolHealth Question & Answer
LOL
me too!! i heard the bed squeaking (i didn't know they were having sex then... i was only 8/9)
just knock on the door and tell them to stop LOLHealth Question & Answer
me too!! i heard the bed squeaking (i didn't know they were having sex then... i was only 8/9)
just knock on the door and tell them to stop LOLHealth Question & Answer
wow youre funny
pretending sex is gross and youre freaked out
grow up and get a life
you'll be sucking somebody off in a few years im sureHealth Question & Answer
pretending sex is gross and youre freaked out
grow up and get a life
you'll be sucking somebody off in a few years im sureHealth Question & Answer
Just try to avoid ALL images that try to enter your head.
also, just realize you will be having sex someday!Health Question & Answer
also, just realize you will be having sex someday!Health Question & Answer
my boyfriend say his parents used to have sex in the middle of the night.. next to him.. when he was younger.. iamgine that...Health Question & Answer
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Tell your mum you could hear them doing it and then move your bedroom... like out the back somewhere.
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bang on their door and tell them that "I'm still awake here..." and that'll teach them from moaning.Health Question & Answer
OMG the same thing happened to me when I was like in the 3rd grade. It's reallllyyyyyyyy nasttyyyHealth Question & Answer
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grodey
plug ur ears!
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im soooooooooooo sry for uHealth Question & Answer
grodey
plug ur ears!
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EWWWWW
Brings me back to bad memories!!
Same experience.
Bad times man! baddd timesss!
-Shivers-Health Question & Answer
Brings me back to bad memories!!
Same experience.
Bad times man! baddd timesss!
-Shivers-Health Question & Answer
Ask to join in.Health Question & Answer
when you see them next act traumatized and if they ask whats wrong eat your own feces
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video tape it
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grow up... reallyHealth Question & Answer
ewwwwwwwwwww you should just ignore itHealth Question & Answer
tomorrow ask them how they slept and winkHealth Question & Answer
wats worse is when you don't know wats going on............Health Question & Answer
that is so freakin hotHealth Question & Answer
oh my god, you're so lucky.Health Question & Answer