Is there anyway to use the shaving cream to help get the eggs off my house ?!

I don't know about cleaning w/ the shaving cream but I do know you can reuse both by scrapin them off your house, then fry up the eggs after you've had your morning shave w/ the cream. also, the tp that I'm sure was left at your house can be reused for wiping after you've passed the reused eggs which will probably happen either right before or right after the shave w/ the reused cream the next day before frying up some more reused eggs.Health Question & Answer

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Assuming you mean that this is the result of Halloween fun, the best way to get eggs off your house would be to use a biological washing powder or liquid and hot water. Scrub with a brush then rinse. You might have to repeat. The biological washing powder will break down the protein in the egg more effectively than anything else.Health Question & Answer

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What kind of candy did you give out.? Perhaps you better get something much tastier next year.

If you can't get the eggs off your house, just egg the parts of the house not covered yet and it'll give the paint a nice sheen.Health Question & Answer

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Sounds like it may have been your house we visited last night!
Take the toilet tissue out of the trees and wipe it off or the forks out of the lawn and scrape it off!Health Question & Answer

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OMFG ROTFLMAO

I hope that was a joke, if it's not then just shave in the shower.Health Question & Answer

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LOL...I have no idea wtf you are talking about but i cant help but laugh.
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you call your privates your house,,, how adoreable... i suggest baby oil to shave your "eggs" with ;-)Health Question & Answer

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wtf....?Health Question & Answer

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at least be clear what you are asking.?Health Question & Answer

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u talkin bout crabs.? no, u have to shave...it's fasterHealth Question & Answer

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