How do you wipe your bum/butt?!


Question: How do you wipe your bum/butt.?
1.Do you stand up.
2.Do you sit down.
3.Do you put your hand between the legs & wipe.
4.Do you go around the side & wipe.
5.Do you go around the back & wipe.
6.Do you look at the paper once youv'e wiped.
7.Do you smell it.

Thought it woul'd be funny to see how people do it so what combination is your's lol.
btw mine is sitting down & around the side : )Health Question & Answer


Answers:
I sit and sh** and wipe with my right hand coming from the side and look between my legs to inspect my crapola and i look at the paper everytime i wipe and i wipe probably about 8-10 times or until there is aboslutely no sh** and wipe once from then. LOL. This is the right way to do it.Health Question & Answer

I don't really stand up completely, but I lean forward. lol

around the side. always the left side. and I go from butt to balls. I can't do it the other way. I always look. idk why

i don't smell it if I can help it lolHealth Question & Answer

i always check it, and wipe again untill nothing is on the paper.

btw i put one foot up on the wall and reach around from the side.Health Question & Answer

i stand up and around the side :]
I wanna try the things in france that clean your butt while you sit down. I guess a good alternative to that may be that garden hose the other guy said he used ^_^Health Question & Answer

i go around the sid and wipe, and some times for some reason i look at the paper after i wipe, hahahaha funny question.Health Question & Answer

ihave a couple of those "french things"... they are really the most hygenic way to go... and if i'm not in a hurry, i will air dry... if i need to mosey i wipe from the side ;-)Health Question & Answer

numbers 5 and 6, always, every time, without fail!!Health Question & Answer

first i stand up, then i wipe it thoroughly,then i give it a good sniff thats when i know it's all nice and cleanHealth Question & Answer

How do i cleanse myself.?How degrading,one has a manservant to see to those things.Health Question & Answer

who the **** wipes!.? lolHealth Question & Answer

I wash it down with the garden hose.Health Question & Answer

ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaHealth Question & Answer

I only crap before I shower~

I have have a dog~Health Question & Answer

I got a rough brick and stick IT UP MAH ***!!Health Question & Answer

Lol the last question made me cringe! lolHealth Question & Answer

i use tpHealth Question & Answer

I drag my **** on the carpet right through the living roomHealth Question & Answer



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