Men: Would you rather be of short stature or go bald.?!


Question: Men: Would you rather be of short stature or go bald..?
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What if you are both.? I'm 5'8 bald and skinny. Health Question & Answer

I am age 69, 6ft tall, almost no gray hair, color dark brown, only about 15% of hair is receding in front. I wish I were totally bald. I hate hair blowing around, prefer no hair or very short.

The more hair you have on your body, the more animalistic and retarded (or "liberal") you are. That is why most men shave and cut their hair every few weeks.

In the future, advancing humans will be fully hairless. Then nails and teeth will disappear. Enjoy.

Peace and progress,

Brother DaveHealth Question & Answer

I'm not a man, but I'm going to answer anyway. Short stature isn't fatal, but it's forever. Even so, if a short man marries a shorter woman, he's tall in contrast. Take my brother-in-law, for instance. His wife, my sister, once remarked to me that her husband wasn't very tall. "He's not.?" I asked. I hadn't thought about it. He was taller than me! She and I burst out laughing. In our neck of the woods he was tall because we're downright puny.

On the other hand, even you're only bald part of your life, you start out being hairy and so you feel the loss of the hair more keenly. A short guy was never tall to start off, so he doesn't feel the loss of height, as he didn't have it to begin with. Still, I married my husband when he had a full head of hair. If it's starting to come out, that's hardly reason to unmarry him. It'd take a sight more serious a crime than that to make me trot out the door, I tell you what! Why, he could gain a thousand pounds, lose every hair on his hair, shoulders, chest, and even ankles, and even grow a mustache and beard, and start yodeling in the shower, and I'd still stay with him.

In fact, he could leave the toilet seat up, leave the toothpaste uncovered, forget to take out the garbage, and step on the doggy's toes twice a day, and I wouldn't even leave him then. Ya wanna know why.?

Cuz I love him!

Go figure!Health Question & Answer

I would rather be shorter, short guys are usually more muscular anyways. Health Question & Answer

short stature -- no one actually cares about that.

Kind thoughts,

HermesHealth Question & Answer

I will answer U next time when I had my sex change... heheh


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