How do I remove a crayon that is stuck up my...?!
Question: How do I remove a crayon that is stuck up my....?
rear. I sat on one while coloring yesterday.. and it's loged in there pretty tight. I can't find my tweezers. I haven't sat down for two days, please help me.Health Question & Answer
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bahahahaha
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what were you coloring.?!!Health Question & Answer
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what were you coloring.?!!Health Question & Answer
You sat on it accidentally... I have actually heard that one before, but I don't think the patient didn't expect us to believe it...
If you can't get it out by gripping the end or pushing from inside (try crouching over a bit of newspaper so that your upper legs are touching your chest- the passage is straighter that way than if your sitting on a toilet...), you'll just have to bite the bullet, swallow your embarrassment and get to a hospital.
You'll probably end up having a 'manual evacuation'.
We HAVE seen it all before (mostly), we WILL be professional and respect your dignity and privacy as much as we can, but once you've gone, we WILL have a giggle.Health Question & Answer
If you can't get it out by gripping the end or pushing from inside (try crouching over a bit of newspaper so that your upper legs are touching your chest- the passage is straighter that way than if your sitting on a toilet...), you'll just have to bite the bullet, swallow your embarrassment and get to a hospital.
You'll probably end up having a 'manual evacuation'.
We HAVE seen it all before (mostly), we WILL be professional and respect your dignity and privacy as much as we can, but once you've gone, we WILL have a giggle.Health Question & Answer
Your constipation is far more serious. Deal with that and the crayon will be evacuated along with all that faecal matter.
I suggest you talk to your local pharmacist and ask for a strong laxative. You might also ask for an enema kit as the faeces appears to be backed up so far that you have lost the ability to think straight.Health Question & Answer
I suggest you talk to your local pharmacist and ask for a strong laxative. You might also ask for an enema kit as the faeces appears to be backed up so far that you have lost the ability to think straight.Health Question & Answer
Eat a page out of a coloring book, then when it gets way down there it will be attacked by the crayon. What the crayon doesn't realize is that as it attacks it will get smaller and smaller and smaller, and then it will pass away into the pot. TaDa.Health Question & Answer
OK, take a bottle of KY and promply put it in your eyes. now, the shaft should be loosy goosie, so take the cake and eat only the green leaves or you can die a slow and painless deathHealth Question & Answer
go to the emergency room. Sorry but it is the safest and best way to get all the particles out.
Coloring naked.? hmmmm
and if you did it yeasterday~ why have you not sat down for 2 days.?Health Question & Answer
Coloring naked.? hmmmm
and if you did it yeasterday~ why have you not sat down for 2 days.?Health Question & Answer
what.?!
is this a joke.?
anyways try going into the tornado position and lift your but into the air.
i learned it from yoga, it actually relaxs your anal muscle.
or just push on the toilet...or go to the bathrom. or doctor.Health Question & Answer
is this a joke.?
anyways try going into the tornado position and lift your but into the air.
i learned it from yoga, it actually relaxs your anal muscle.
or just push on the toilet...or go to the bathrom. or doctor.Health Question & Answer
Please tell you're just kidding.
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Gosh, well um going to the doctors would probably be too embarrassing.
Try to use the rest room.?
Um, that really sucks.
I really can't help you.
Summer.Health Question & Answer
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Gosh, well um going to the doctors would probably be too embarrassing.
Try to use the rest room.?
Um, that really sucks.
I really can't help you.
Summer.Health Question & Answer
When you sat on a crayon while coloring with your pants off, it went up your butt.?
Doesn't add up.
Did you eat the paper and think you could color up your butt.?Health Question & Answer
Doesn't add up.
Did you eat the paper and think you could color up your butt.?Health Question & Answer
hospital
if the show scrubs is any indication of how a real hospital works, then this happens a lot.Health Question & Answer
if the show scrubs is any indication of how a real hospital works, then this happens a lot.Health Question & Answer
Go over to DC for help. The politicians know all about having sticks up their butts.Health Question & Answer
Sounds like one hungry sphincter if you ask me.Health Question & Answer
drink a lot of soda, and fart it out, or eat too much and **** it outHealth Question & Answer
oil and a lot of petroleum jelly.Health Question & Answer
i can get it out, no problem. my boyfriend does this all the time hahaHealth Question & Answer
run to a drug store and buy some twezers.Health Question & Answer
you just cracked a smile on my face ....
hot bath should melt it ...Health Question & Answer
hot bath should melt it ...Health Question & Answer
take a crap it should fall right outHealth Question & Answer
How could you be so stupid to sit on a crayon.?Health Question & Answer
i REALLY hope this is a jokeHealth Question & Answer
you were coloring naked.?.?.? wow. if you can't get it out you have to got to the hospital.Health Question & Answer
stick the rest up there.Health Question & Answer
i hope this is a joke, if not, go to doctorHealth Question & Answer
Pangita ug puller.Health Question & Answer
Have you not used the bathroom in two days.? Take a laxitve!Health Question & Answer
Were you coloring naked.?Health Question & Answer
Who the hell colors naked.?Health Question & Answer
Have your boyfriend get it out.Health Question & Answer
Looks like you're going to sh*t the rainbow. Have fun!Health Question & Answer
Ummmm.... seriously.?Health Question & Answer
Get a life dudeHealth Question & Answer