How do I remove a crayon that is stuck up my...?!


Question: How do I remove a crayon that is stuck up my....?
rear. I sat on one while coloring yesterday.. and it's loged in there pretty tight. I can't find my tweezers. I haven't sat down for two days, please help me.Health Question & Answer


Answers:
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what were you coloring.?!!Health Question & Answer

You sat on it accidentally... I have actually heard that one before, but I don't think the patient didn't expect us to believe it...

If you can't get it out by gripping the end or pushing from inside (try crouching over a bit of newspaper so that your upper legs are touching your chest- the passage is straighter that way than if your sitting on a toilet...), you'll just have to bite the bullet, swallow your embarrassment and get to a hospital.

You'll probably end up having a 'manual evacuation'.

We HAVE seen it all before (mostly), we WILL be professional and respect your dignity and privacy as much as we can, but once you've gone, we WILL have a giggle.Health Question & Answer

Your constipation is far more serious. Deal with that and the crayon will be evacuated along with all that faecal matter.

I suggest you talk to your local pharmacist and ask for a strong laxative. You might also ask for an enema kit as the faeces appears to be backed up so far that you have lost the ability to think straight.Health Question & Answer

Eat a page out of a coloring book, then when it gets way down there it will be attacked by the crayon. What the crayon doesn't realize is that as it attacks it will get smaller and smaller and smaller, and then it will pass away into the pot. TaDa.Health Question & Answer

OK, take a bottle of KY and promply put it in your eyes. now, the shaft should be loosy goosie, so take the cake and eat only the green leaves or you can die a slow and painless deathHealth Question & Answer

go to the emergency room. Sorry but it is the safest and best way to get all the particles out.

Coloring naked.? hmmmm

and if you did it yeasterday~ why have you not sat down for 2 days.?Health Question & Answer

what.?!
is this a joke.?
anyways try going into the tornado position and lift your but into the air.
i learned it from yoga, it actually relaxs your anal muscle.
or just push on the toilet...or go to the bathrom. or doctor.Health Question & Answer

Please tell you're just kidding.

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Gosh, well um going to the doctors would probably be too embarrassing.

Try to use the rest room.?

Um, that really sucks.


I really can't help you.

Summer.Health Question & Answer

When you sat on a crayon while coloring with your pants off, it went up your butt.?

Doesn't add up.

Did you eat the paper and think you could color up your butt.?Health Question & Answer

hospital
if the show scrubs is any indication of how a real hospital works, then this happens a lot.Health Question & Answer

Go over to DC for help. The politicians know all about having sticks up their butts.Health Question & Answer

Sounds like one hungry sphincter if you ask me.Health Question & Answer

drink a lot of soda, and fart it out, or eat too much and **** it outHealth Question & Answer

oil and a lot of petroleum jelly.Health Question & Answer

i can get it out, no problem. my boyfriend does this all the time hahaHealth Question & Answer

run to a drug store and buy some twezers.Health Question & Answer

you just cracked a smile on my face ....
hot bath should melt it ...Health Question & Answer

take a crap it should fall right outHealth Question & Answer

How could you be so stupid to sit on a crayon.?Health Question & Answer

i REALLY hope this is a jokeHealth Question & Answer

you were coloring naked.?.?.? wow. if you can't get it out you have to got to the hospital.Health Question & Answer

stick the rest up there.Health Question & Answer

i hope this is a joke, if not, go to doctorHealth Question & Answer

Pangita ug puller.Health Question & Answer

Have you not used the bathroom in two days.? Take a laxitve!Health Question & Answer

Were you coloring naked.?Health Question & Answer

Who the hell colors naked.?Health Question & Answer

Have your boyfriend get it out.Health Question & Answer

Looks like you're going to sh*t the rainbow. Have fun!Health Question & Answer

Ummmm.... seriously.?Health Question & Answer

Get a life dudeHealth Question & Answer



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