My uncle scaring me. Badly. What should I do?!


Question: My uncle scaring me. Badly. What should I do.?
My uncle magungas keeps caressing his turtles and threatening me with his gun when I try to get near his turtles. Should I call the cops.? Should I take away his turtles.? I'm confused. Keep in mind that he is my tastiest uncle.Health Question & Answer


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You know what goes delicious with tasty uncle.? Turtles.Health Question & Answer

Combine the turtles with an xbox 360 with Duct tape and drop them out the window at 88 miles per hour...with you strapped to them. You should then go back in time when your uncle was 8 and he found his first turtle. Before he goes down to blackberry pond I want you to change the directions on the sign from the right arrow to the left one. Uncle never discovers Felipe: the turtle that ruined his life...and yours. And you never have to kill him or call the cops.

He may not taste as good thoughHealth Question & Answer

Umm...don't touch the turtles. He may shoot you. Unless of course you caress the turtles together, but that could get kind of weird..Health Question & Answer

O_o Health Question & Answer

let him do whatever he wants with his turtlesHealth Question & Answer

Lulz.Health Question & Answer

hmmm sounds weird stay away from his turtle Health Question & Answer



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